In these WOKE times, I’m not sure who I am anymore!

Cancel-culture and wokeness are brainwashing us all and making me scared of who I might be!

Jun 11, 2021 - 11:18
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In these WOKE times, I’m not sure who I am anymore!

In these WOKE times, I’m not sure who I am anymore!

As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me privileged, a racist and responsible for slavery.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget and support myself.

I went to High School, got into college, and have always held a job.  But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was "advantaged".

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a privileged cisgender and probably a homophobe.

I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 70, making me a oxygen waster who doesn't understand Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Twitter or Snapchat.

I think and I reason, and I am sceptical of much of what the ‘main stream’ media tells me, which makes me a Right-wing conspiracy nut and a White-Supremicist.

I am proud of my heritage and our culture, making me a xenophobe.

I believe in hard work, fair play and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath.

I believe in the defence and protection of our country for and by all citizens, now making me a militant extremist.

I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand during our National Anthem. I’m told I must be a racist if I do not ‘take the knee’ instead.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

Funny! This all developed over the last few years!

And if all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which restroom to use... and I’ve got to go more frequently.